BRAVO'S POSTER CHILD

....is me.

 Hand raised. Acceptance speech written.

Without a doubt.

Real Housewives of Wherever?

Don't make me miss a minute.

{I will say I have absolutely zero interest in Miami's...that must count for something.}

I told myself I wouldn't add fuel to the flame by watching the new one...you know...

Vanderpump Rules.

And now, look at me, 

a couple days after the finale hoping and praying they pick it up for Season 2.

It's like I'm all Laura-Leigh on the sidewalk begging Jax, I mean Jason, to not break up with me.

That's how I feel right now.

If you haven't seen this gem of a show, you probably think I'm a little crazy right about now.

And if you have, you might think that too. 

 But who's with me on this? the newest Hills? better or not?

Lisa is by far my favorite housewife in all of the series, so I guess this was bound to happen.

I love how she plays the momma bird to them, her sarcasm, that CLOSET, and dog (you know I'm partial to the poms) are the best. 

So please, Bravo,

Round 2? Whadda say?

That's all I got.

Come back tomorrow where Billy is showcasing a DIY project he did 100% on his OWN! 

And it's his birthday week. The man's got talent. ;)