a {lovely} hijacking

Yes. I said it.

hi {to the} jacked

Move over guest blogging

I'm just going to take over this thanggg.

HEY-O Keep Calm & Carry On readers!

It's Jessie from Lovely Just the Way I Am

Since the ever so fabulous SUPAFOX Miss Katie

has kindly given me rights to her bank account blog

I thought I'd share some funnies with you today.

Yesterday, while I was sleeping working...

Miss Thang Katie sent me this.

After I spit out mah drank...

It took me a moment, but then the beats were

rocking out in my head and my leg started to dance

and there I was, singing along to

Katie's made up lines.

{Beat the beat up}

pardon my french but...

I mean, allow me to break this down for you,

ooooorrr how I think this played out.

Picture this:

Katie, sitting at a stop light by herself in her car

waiting to walk into Macy's and this song comes on the radio.

Most likely, fist pumping her hand starts to do a little

tip-a-dee tap

on her steering wheel and the light bulb turns on

she thinks to herself, "Oh Em Gee... I'M A GIMP AND I KNOW IT"

I am going to assume this is what happened next.

Katie sitting alone in her car, laughing at herself.

{tweet it, I dare you}

I could only imagine what Fabio over in the car next to her was thinking...

Moving on.

Katie and I like to text only using Emoji pictures

on our iPhones. Ok, don't judge.

Like this little gem I sent her this week:

so scared.

So she then returns the favor... with this.

Move over Billy, I'm moving in.

NOW. Allow me to tell you about my super hot date tonight.

Yes, super hot, sizzlin' date.

I met this girl on match.com and we made an instant connection.

Side note: we begin filming our commercial next week.

Anywhoo... yes, my date is with Katie.

The Super-est Superfox ever.

I'm sure I will take absolutely no pictures what-so-ever

Katie will take more pictures than a high school kid's mom at prom.

We will kiss & tell for you on Monday, don't worry!

xoxo.