Thursday TRUTHS {Did I Do That?!}

I'm feeling risky today. Let's get to know me a little more friends....whadda say?


"DID I DO THAT?"
Steve Urkel edition.

You've read about my favorite things, my food addictions, and my everyday life...but I've been holding back some rather embarassing information about miss Katie. I've decided to subject myself to these 'truths' to you, my friends in the blog land, so that you know the real sometimes ditzy awesome me & to show that EVERYONE has "OFF" days.

Most of these are stories that Billy likes to share at family gatherings or that we discuss while having a few adult beverages with girlfriends that always start with the phrase, "Remember when...."

I hope you all enjoy these because they have I-D-I-O-T written all over them. All of these things I did in fact SAY OR DO. Mercy.

It's your choice if you continue to read KC & CO after finding these out, but I will hunt you down and force you to be friends with me anyways, so no point in even trying. :)

Here goes nothin'...



#1. What's a garage door? This may be my most legendary *OOPS* story of all time.

*Picture it...around 6am one dark morning my senior year of high school. I was rushing out of the house to make it to school, obviously because I spent too much time doing my hair and makeup trying to pick which sweatpants I would wear (sweatpants WERE the thing my senior year..this girl dressed up maybe once a week) and I was pretty much still half asleep. You all know this routine.  I then hopped in my amazing 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee (my first car that I still miss) with a bagel on my lap (food still came first then) and backed out of the garage WHEN THE GARAGE WAS STILL DOWN. Yes, I backed out of our garage and went THROUGH our garage door. I had forgot to look and put the garage door up. Minor detail. My Dad heard it and opened the door to house and stood there like he saw a ghost and mouthed some words I don't care to share and then slammed the door.

This is not a good idea, friends. Always make sure the garage door is in fact OPEN before you put your car in reverse. {To my defense: every single other day of my high school career the garage door was already open for me.}



Not quite that bad.

#2. I often workout or go running during my lunch break and then proceed to go back to work without showering. #hotandsweaty



#3. I talk a lot on my bloggity about eating healthy. I'm not perfect and I DO have major slip ups. Like yesterday, I ate this entire 4 oz bag of popcorn between the hours of 12-5pm. YIKES. It was just so good..my hand couldn't stop reaching in it.

#4. One of Billy's favorites stories.

What color is a cow?

When we first started dating, he lived in Cleveland still and I lived in Columbus, so we would commute to see eachother. One day we met halfway and were driving around country roads and saw some brown animals cows and the conversation went like this....

Katie: "What the HECK are those things?! {pointing at the brown cows}"
Billy: looks and says, "Um cows?"
Me: "I thought cows were only black with white spots?"

No words. this is so incredibly shameful.


#5. I often wonder if I will love my kids as much as I love my dog. I know I probably will...but Rocky is just so perfect. I feel bad for even thinking this.

#6. DART-MOUTH.

You know, Dartmouth College..one of the smartest Ivy league schools.

On a trip through Boston, my parents, my aunt, and Billy and I were traveling in our car on our way to my aunt and uncles house. We were passing all kinds of signs off the highway and I was just silently reading them to myself. We came upon Dartmouth and I yelled, "DART-MOUTH!!!" as in Dart-MOUTH, not Dart-MYTH like it is SUPPOSED to be pronounced. My aunt, who was sitting in the backseat next to me, literally spit her gum out in shock and it hit the seat in front of her. We were laughing for hours, I think.

It's safe to assume I would never get into Dartmouth.




#7. I quote movies mid conversation - whenever possible.
~Home Alone, Sandlot, and Wedding Crashers seem to be the most frequent.

"Buzz's girlfriend....WOOF!"

or for when we've been at the pool recently:

     "...lotioning, oiling...oiling...lotioning" - Squince from the Sandlot

classic.

  


#8. My mood largely depends on my hunger level. This is why I pack snacks in my purse and plan my day around when I'm eating. Some people (Billy) can skip meals here and there. THAT IS NOT ME. You do NOT want to see me go 5 hours without food..I repeat: you do NOT! I consider skipping a meal one of the worst things ever. Poor Billster has slowly come to terms with this.

Why yes, I am.
Thanks for reminding me, it's time for my next snack...

That's all the embarassing stories / info about me today.
But maybe I will be back with a 2nd edition later on because this is definitely not the only "Oops" moments I've had. I still have plenty more to share!

Which was your favorite story I shared?

What are some of your most embarassing things you've done or said?! Tell me!

 Go on...CONFESS, ladies. It feels good.

I want to hear them! :)

xo.