Awkward & Awesome Thursday

Bless this day.

This week seems like it is taking FOR-EV-ER...think The Sandlot for that one. For..ev...errrrr. for...ev...er. Alright, I'm done.

It's been a long time coming that I finally link up & use the best of my abilities for my crazy but good friend Erin's Awkward & Awsome (she can't even spell awesome right for her button? she's a winner ;) Thursday!

This is my first time linking up for this so cut me some slack..

Awkward

1. The fact that I got super glue in my EYE one morning before work this week. Then I decided to continue going to work like it was nothing only to drive all the way there with an itchy, irritated, red eye and have to sent home to get a new contact because I couldn't see my computer screen. I drove with one eye closed home (it's a 10 min drive.) Sounds safe, right?

I felt like I was in grade school and the nurse was telling me to go home, honey.

"Mistook Superglue for Eye Drops" --surprisingly enough..this is NOT me.

You're probably thinking..how does one get SUPER GLUE in her eye?

I thought that too, even after the fact.

I wish I had a better story for this..but I blame it on my lack of brain power in the mornings that I didn't wait until what I was super gluing to be completely dry. So I snapped it...and BAM! the super glue splashed up into my eye. If you would've seen my facial reaction when that happened..you would be laughing.

2. That Billy sometimes tricks me and when I'm scratching Rocky's belly {if you are new here: Rocky is our little pups} he pushes my hand down to his ____ you know what, to be funny. Too bad this is like borderline nasty/violating my poor fur child.

Billy just cracks up like it's nothing.

TMI? Maybe, but this is AWKWARD & Awesome Thursday.

3. The old, bald man that was trying to grind with me and my girlfriend at the Kenny Chesney concert.

His pickup line?

"My wife is all the way up in the 4th row!" (we were in the 11th)

Gee, that REALLY makes us want to make things happen with you.

A. Do you not see the ring on my finger?

B. You are old.

C. You are married

D. You are old..like my Dad's age. Sick.

I then proceeded to go help him find his wife in the 4th row. Hey, I could get a better view from there...?

The end.

Awesome

1. The fact that Billy finished staining our deck. Woo-to-the-fricken hoo..it's completely finished and looking beautifulll.

Not awesome?

That I don't have a picture yet and how Billy told me the news.

Billy: "I have a confession....you aren't going to like this."

{and a pause for like 3 mins..}

Me thinking...OMG..What did you do?!

Not cool, not cool.

2. This amazing invention.

I want it!

3. The 3 day weekend ahead.

YAY!

lots of this...

some of these...

can't wait for a break from work to celebrate the 4th.

Well, this has been a special edition of Awkward & Awesome Thursday!

Go link up with Erin.

ta-ta my loves :)